Author Archives: Les Johns of Beaudesert.

“A Letter From Les.” Exerpts From Side-bar Comments.

  *Coles Fresh Chicken. “Whole Extra Large” $9.25 2.5 kg.   Cut half of this big chook into four pieces and into the slow-cooking crockpot sans water and that’s how I do vegetables in a two litre ice-cream container in … Continue reading

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Record gathering of zombies in Queensland.

Thank You Yahoo For Your Headline. 24/10/11 http://www.jittery.com/quotes/government-quotes-c-1.html Few academic Australians under fifty years of age would remember Hitler’s infamous propaganda minister, Goebbels, and why his name became as reviled as his Fuhrer, yet on the contemporary fascist scene all … Continue reading

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Department Of Housing. (Beaudesert Area)

BEAUDESERT; HOUSING/QBUILD MILKED BY MURPHY. Was pleased the Indonesian authorities refused to be swayed by arguments for a soft landing for the big-shot 14 y.o. smart-arse who boasted of having a massage after buying dope in Bali. This rising arse-hole … Continue reading

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A Cabal Of Cunts…restored to original title.

About the restored title: An explanation follows in time. My place of abode is in an unfenced Government flat precinct on Beaudesert’s northern outskirts. Most passers-by assume the 1950 circa army camp buildings are part of the Wongaburra Convalescent Home … Continue reading

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IN BRIGADOON…’Let the world grow cold around us.’

I run parts of an old post to remind a devoted public to do what thieving Legislators refuse to do and that is to envisage a projected 180% electricity charge increase after privatization. When reality catches up with China, little … Continue reading

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PARTLY THREE; Ben And Boy, But Wait…

My youthful scheming involved accommodating only my pleasure senses and not giving any thoughts to the jollies of others. Animosity! You and he are welcome to it, but the bitch is always in heat. Long ago I became very aware … Continue reading

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GEORGE STREET POX AND HONOURABLE LOOTERS.

“If you give me six lines written by the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.” Cardinal Richelieu got a bad press, but to get the pox at age 20 means he couldn’t … Continue reading

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50 MILL. NEW RESIDENTS AS THE WORMS TURN.

Watch it Kev! The rodents should start their intense smear campaign about now. A decent person has inbuilt ethics. If this farcical Chief Minister of the Puppetry had the whiff of even the doppelgänger of one, she would have instinctively … Continue reading

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BEN AND FRIEND: PART TWO.

All you two wanted of me was to shore-up the good opinion you have of yourselves and when I couldn’t ratify that, the ganged nastiness on a well-meaning and thoughtful chap started and continues to cause immeasurable hurt. Wilde’s previously … Continue reading

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AUSTRALIANS…Dumbed-down, can’t think… Part one.

My Dear Ben and all Queensland Government sycophants, I share with Andrew Bolt the sentiment of the dead, image-concious macho American novelist, Hemingway, that the essential gift of a decent writer is a built-in, shock-proof shit detector. It is intuition … Continue reading

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